Waste of Time

A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing a meal and says, "Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you`re sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?" The startled mother recovers quickly and says, "Your dad is a little overweight and I`m trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out of him." The little kid just shakes his head and says, "Mom, you`re wasting your time, because once a week, that pretty lady next door comes over and blows daddy right back up.

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